Create Your
How to Live with a Cat Woman
By Wendy Diamond
From her book, "How to Understand Women Through Their Cats"
Updated: May 27, 2008
RATING THIS ARTICLE
From catnip to kitty litter, a man has to be knowledgeable and equipped to incorporate into his daily routine the requirements of his feline counterpart. He has to be aware of the feminine wiles in his regal cat-mosphere, and avoid cat-astrophe by catering to and comprehending them all. If his girlfriend, wife, or cat gently nudges him, does this mean she feels ignored and wants more attention? Since all cats love catnip, find the special nip that your woman craves. It might be chocolates, perfume, flowers, fancy feasts, or a romantic walk on the beach. To keep her in a happy mood, spoil her with her favorite treats!
The catnip connectionWhen you first meet the cat(s) of the woman you're dating, one sure way to win instant approval is to bring catnip. Catnip acts as a feel-good antidote for most cats and is found at pet stores everywhere. This small offering will work wonders in making a good first impression on the feline(s).
But the effects do wear off, and your real intentions and personality will leave the lasting mark. The same holds true for the woman you're dating, living with, or married to. You can buy her as many gifts and tokens of affection as you want, but there's much truth to the old saying that "money can't buy you love" -- although it can help.
Men, understand that women are attracted to shiny, pretty things in small boxes and are truly thankful for gifts. But ultimately what they want is priceless: love, respect, devotion, friendship, appreciation, and honesty -- a soul mate who can go the distance of a lifetime.
Grooming gorgeousCats are clean creatures by nature and feel as good as they look. Some cats and women are outdoorsy, low-maintenance felines, while others are long-haired, indoor, high-maintenance creatures. It all depends on the unique personality traits of each breed, men!
When living with a woman and her cat(s), you must get involved with their overall lifestyle.
When living with a woman and her cat(s), you must get involved with their overall lifestyle.
When living with a woman and her cat(s), you must get involved with their overall lifestyle. Build your physically active cats a specially designed cat section in an open room. If your ladylove is high energy, sign her up at a gym, buy her a workout video, or create an exercise room in your home. Let's say the premier felines in your life are high-maintenance and prefer pampering and napping. Send your wife or girlfriend to a spa for a massage and skin-treatment session, or even better yet, send her off on a shopping spree. With just a little effort on your part, both felines will be smiling like Cheshire cats, feeling fine and relaxed, and purring at your feet.
One crowded bedCats are nocturnal creatures. Their ancestral genetic code was programmed to hunt vermin at night. When you're newly cohabitating with a woman and her cat(s), get ready for some restless nights, especially if you're a light sleeper -- and on full moons, when the hunt will be intensified. Your dream woman will also feel friskier and more playful when the moon is totally waxed. You might suggest that your girlfriend or wife's cat sleep outside your bedroom, but this might not be feasible if the cat has been sleeping on the bed since it was a kitten. If the meowing doesn't keep you up at night, then the scratching at the door to get back in the bedroom will! Some cats look for a warm place to rest, particularly when temperatures cool down.
Although napping during the day is part of a cat's schedule (resting up for the evening pursuit), more interaction and playing with your cat daily might tire your feline's ferociousness and quell the nighttime meanderings. And if that doesn't do the trick, then leave the bedroom door open at night so your cat(s) can leave at will, try using the command No, and/or just accept your fate and buy a bigger bed!
Amorous attentionA woman will let you know in her own way when she wants your attention, just like her cat counterpart. The trick here is that you might not know exactly when this will happen with your girlfriend or wife. A cat will meow, rub up against your leg, or butt heads when it needs a few extra strokes. The woman in your life will have her own special cat cry. Guys, your job is to be astute to both the subtle meows and blatantly obvious ploys for your affection, as each breed of woman is different.
One woman will call and email obsessively, while another will play hard-to-reach by refusing to answer her phone or emails, simply to incite your curiosity and lure you into her den. The bolder gal will verbally let you know in no uncertain terms that neglect is not her thing and she wants attention now! Another darling dame will shower you with sweet nothings and kind gestures to get you to acquiesce to her desires. Remember, men, the key to your united happiness is that women, like cats, are changeable, independent, and unpredictable, and it will be up to you to be able to read the signs when your woman wants some good old-fashioned loving!
Illustration by Marilena Perilli
LEAVE A COMMENT
